Category: ABC Tuesdays


Disclaimer: Due to the nature of today’s topic, this post may not be for the faint of heart. Also, as yet another disclaimer, the things that are mentioned only truly pertain to my household when the particulars can be questioned.

-hand-job (also, hard-on)
-lingerie (also, libido, lap-dance, labia)
-fingering
-masochism (also, massage)
-intercourse
-bondage
-kinky-boots
-strap-on
-oral stimulation
-tie-down bed-straps
-quiet adventures
-dildos
-raunchy thoughts
-vibrators
-underwear
-nether regions
-jerking-off
-penis
-”wow face”
-clitoris
-eXotic dancing
-erotica
-zone orgasms
-anal play
-”yes, yes, yes” exclamations
-g-spot

These are the things that run through my head in the middle of the night. Please do not be frightened for me…or yourself.

-The cats will be the death of me, swear on that.
-He will pay for wronging me this way.
-I wonder how everyone would react if they knew, too.
-Why the HELL am I awake at 3:16 AM?
-Could this be the mania that was discussed before?
-Any chance I can keep going with these different letters to start each thought/line?
-Betcha that made you look back over all of them.
-Don’t hate just ’cause I am teh awesome-sauce.
-Really, self? Did you just say that?
-Please forgive/excuse my complete lameness there. ^^
-Unfortunately, I foresee this continuing for a good while.
-Ever get the feeling you’re making an absolute ass of yourself, but you can’t stop?
-Yea, well that’s pretty much where I’m living tonight.
-Just asking, no reason to get all hostile-like!
-Moving right along to more socially acceptable and/or interesting things….
-NASTY! Brain, that was totally uncalled for, and I demand you cease and desist instantly!
-For real, though?
-Getting harder and harder to keep from repeating letters.
-Keeping track of it? You should be!
-Let’s take a moment to review and take in the amazing.
-Quickly, now, I don’t have all night! (Well, all day by this point.)
-Xenon headlights blind me temporarily, and make me perpetually stabby.
-See what I did there?
-Very sneaky of me, keeping you on your toes!
-One more good one and I’ll be done for the day.
-Zero ideas left in the bank – guess it’s a good thing I’m all done, huh?

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I believe I’ll call it a night so I can dream up new ideas for topics for this, what has become “A B C Tuesdays.” Taking suggestions….